[yokedup05]

...she went into a Haunted House and came out with a application

:crash

 

[tushtush]

...she went into a Haunted House and came out with a application

:crash

o wow your momma jokes.... this is going to get interesting...

Your momma is soo fat... that spain declared her as a new island :crash

 

[yokedup05]

your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...

 

[Bogie]

Yo momma's breath is so stank.....she got a job at the cottage cheese factory curdling the milk!!

 

[yokedup05]

uke

 

[kneedragger77]

so fat she sits AROUND the house

 

[gsxcorey]

i'm shocked, phil's got jokes lol

 

[kneedragger77]

i'm shocked, phil's got jokes lol

:mock


yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her :rofl

 

[R1_Test Pilot]

Yo momma so fat, her high school photo was shot from space.

Yo momma so ugly, they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

 

[kneedragger77]

Yo momma so fat, her high school photo was shot from space.

Yo momma so ugly, they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

:horse

 

[valerossi]

http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html

Pick one that suits urmomma...

 

[rinn]

Your momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets

 

[Firehawk]

http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html

Pick one that suits urmomma...

damn....link just takes all the fun out of it...:mrgreen

 

[Bogie]

Yo momma's so fat when you tell her to haul ass she has to make 2 trips!!

 

[J Dollaz]

Your Momma is so Stupid she got fired from her job @ the Sperm Bank....

*For drinkin on the JOb...

 

[yokedup05]

your momma is so ugly when she goes to the bank they turn off the cameras