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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
seek medical advice from the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse".
 

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This lady is running late for work and of course speeding, when a copper pulls her over.

OFFICER-"maam you know why i pulled you over?"
LADY-"yes, can we get this over with i'm late for work!"
OFFICER-"whats the rush?"
LADY-"i'm a doctor and i'm late for a surgery."
OFFICER-"what kind of dr. are you?"
LADY-"i'm a rectum stretcher."
OFFICER-"NO WAY!!! how do you stretch a rectum?"
LADY-"well, i go into surgery cut out rectums and stretch them out finger by finger. one hand then two until they're 6 ft. tall."
OFFICER-what the hell do you do with a 6 ft. asshole?"
LADY-"well, we hand 'em a radar gun and put 'em under an overpass."



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