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Bike sex man placed on probation

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44239000/jpg/_44239536_bike203.jpg Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr.

:confused :lol

hmmmmm-havent seen Uncle Petrol lately.......:mock





just j/k UP

I'm speechless about the act itself,...lol... whats the attraction? And not to defend his bizzar behavior, but what I got to wonder is why is he in trouble over it? He was in his locked room, in private. They unlocked his door and went in...I mean its not like he was out in the street in public. And he wasn't hurting anyone...so he's put on the sex registry for 3 years? I think they should put alittle more effort into getting the real sex offenders off the street for good, instead of letting them walk through the "revolving door".

So if Shane would have pressed charges against Kmac and Aron for screwing his R6 they would be on the sexual offenders list right now? :lmao :lmao

I'm speechless about the act itself,...lol... whats the attraction? And not to defend his bizzar behavior, but what I got to wonder is why is he in trouble over it? He was in his locked room, in private. They unlocked his door and went in...I mean its not like he was out in the street in public. And he wasn't hurting anyone...so he's put on the sex registry for 3 years? I think they should put alittle more effort into getting the real sex offenders off the street for good, instead of letting them walk through the "revolving door".

Maybe the laws in Scotland are different.( I think Ayr is in Scotland)

Maybe the laws in Scotland are different.( I think Ayr is in Scotland)


Well, then....that changes the whole story....What the hell else is there to have sex with in Scotland besides a bicycle?:lol

So if Shane would have pressed charges against Kmac and Aron for screwing his R6 they would be on the sexual offenders list right now? :lmao :lmao


:lol:

So if Shane would have pressed charges against Kmac and Aron for screwing his R6 they would be on the sexual offenders list right now? :lmao :lmao

Bastard! Retract that NOW! Kmac was 100% NOT involved in any type of perversion that was displayed (and I think enjoyed) by Aron.

:kicknuts:argue

OK, Ill retract............for now. :lmao

LOL...

I thought i was gunna see a pic of Brad on his Suzuki w/ a Viberider........

So if Shane would have pressed charges against Kmac and Aron for screwing his R6 they would be on the sexual offenders list right now? :lmao :lmao


:rofl

:lol



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Damn Kmac!!! :rofl :lol:lol:lol:lol

So GheyMac is playing the World Police now? :lol

I found a pic of him... :crash

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3098/ta4nn5.jpg

:shock:shock:shock

Damn!!!! I didn't know he could do that.....I better delete my other thread:lol:lol:lol

Damn Kmac!!! :rofl :lol:lol:lol:lol

Captain Squid is like The United Way.....he brings out the best in all of us. :lol

weird...still shocked he got busted in his own room. NOt like the bike would press charges lol

ya, I'm totally shocked that they can press charges against him for something that he did in his room behind a locked door. I mean don't get me wrong, I don't think what he did is normal by any stretch of the imagination, but it's also noones business but his own.

Kmac is guilty!! :mrgreen

I'm an asshat!! :mrgreen



I agree.

I agree.


Keep it up bish!! :nono:rofl

Wassup Brutha!! :hello

Keep it up bish!! :nono:rofl

Wassup Brutha!! :hello


Just doing some recon.

Just doing some recon.
:oh:mock

Sooo, are you saying you are a witness to said event Brian?? I guess I can retract my earlier retraction..... :lmao

That bike does not even look that good :crash

Sooo, are you saying you are a witness to said event Brian?? I guess I can retract my earlier retraction..... :lmao

:( no..unfortunately I missed the whole event!! :lmao

wow,, this is just crazy


was the bike carbon fiber atlease:dunno