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: Your momma is so ugly...


yokedup05
11-12-2007, 11:18 AM
...she went into a Haunted House and came out with a application

:crash

tushtush
11-12-2007, 11:19 AM
...she went into a Haunted House and came out with a application

:crash

o wow your momma jokes.... this is going to get interesting...

Your momma is soo fat... that spain declared her as a new island :crash

yokedup05
11-12-2007, 11:32 AM
your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...

Bogie
11-12-2007, 11:34 AM
Yo momma's breath is so stank.....she got a job at the cottage cheese factory curdling the milk!!

yokedup05
11-12-2007, 11:41 AM
:puke

kneedragger77
11-12-2007, 05:57 PM
so fat she sits AROUND the house

gsxcorey
11-12-2007, 08:13 PM
i'm shocked, phil's got jokes lol

kneedragger77
11-12-2007, 08:19 PM
i'm shocked, phil's got jokes lol


:mock


yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her :rofl

R1_Test Pilot
11-12-2007, 08:20 PM
Yo momma so fat, her high school photo was shot from space.

Yo momma so ugly, they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

kneedragger77
11-12-2007, 08:26 PM
Yo momma so fat, her high school photo was shot from space.

Yo momma so ugly, they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.

:horse

valerossi
11-12-2007, 08:50 PM
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html

Pick one that suits urmomma...

rinn
11-12-2007, 10:47 PM
Your momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets

Firehawk
11-13-2007, 02:10 AM
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html

Pick one that suits urmomma...

damn....link just takes all the fun out of it...:mrgreen

Bogie
11-13-2007, 04:21 AM
Yo momma's so fat when you tell her to haul ass she has to make 2 trips!!

J Dollaz
11-13-2007, 04:42 AM
Your Momma is so Stupid she got fired from her job @ the Sperm Bank....

*For drinkin on the JOb...

yokedup05
11-13-2007, 07:40 AM
your momma is so ugly when she goes to the bank they turn off the cameras