Some Jokes I just got in an email [Archive] - Yamaha Forum : Your Yamaha Motor Products Community & Resource

: Some Jokes I just got in an email


KWComp
10-29-2007, 02:08 PM
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

KenshinR1
10-29-2007, 02:10 PM
ok......

valerossi
10-29-2007, 02:10 PM
:lol :lol

KWComp
10-29-2007, 02:11 PM
ok......

Went over your head eh?







:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

Sorry, couldnt resist. :rofl:rofl:rofl

vid151
10-29-2007, 02:25 PM
you're trapped in a cement cube w/ ONLY a bat & a ball... how do you escape?









..3 strikes & you're out..

bryhart
10-29-2007, 03:04 PM
Lay off KenshinR1...I heard he broke his nose this morning.

Wicked1
10-29-2007, 03:40 PM
:lol:lol:lmao

jray02r1
jesse

KWComp
10-29-2007, 05:16 PM
Lay off KenshinR1...I heard he broke his nose this morning.


LMAO - When I first read that I was like doh :oh...then I remembered the one joke I posted. :crash

Wicked1
10-29-2007, 05:18 PM
LMAO - When I first read that I was like doh :oh...then I remembered the one joke I posted. :crash
:bitchslap

jray02r1
jesse

babyit11
10-29-2007, 06:51 PM
Lay off KenshinR1...I heard he broke his nose this morning.




:laugh:laugh:rofl:rofl:rofl

skipper06
10-30-2007, 10:17 AM
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.


nice, i already knew 2 of them but still made me :lol


you're trapped in a cement cube w/ ONLY a bat & a ball... how do you escape?









..3 strikes & you're out..


:oh:oh:oh

Lay off KenshinR1...I heard he broke his nose this morning.



that is just great
:rofl:rofl:rofl

KWComp
10-30-2007, 10:18 AM
:bitchslap

jray02r1
jesse

:old

KenshinR1
10-30-2007, 10:27 AM
:shoot@ everyone that laughed at me

skipper06
10-30-2007, 10:29 AM
:shoot@ everyone that laughed at me



hold on , hold oooonnnnnn i being waiting for the ocation and here it is

:nowhine:nowhine:nowhine

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

KenshinR1
10-30-2007, 10:35 AM
just kidding it's cool :lmao

Captain Squid
10-30-2007, 10:36 AM
Here's one.....



What is a man's biggest embarrasment????










Starting a brake upgrade thread and realizing he put his brakes on wrong LMAO

KenshinR1
10-30-2007, 10:38 AM
Starting a brake upgrade thread and realizing he put his brakes on wrong LMAO

Hmmmm do you happen to have a link to said thread? :sing

skipper06
10-30-2007, 10:39 AM
Here's one.....

What is a man's biggest embarrasment????

Starting a brake upgrade thread and realizing he put his brakes on wrong LMAO

you deserve a




























:kicknuts

:mrgreen

BTW whats up whore :fawkdance :laugh